Our pets have an interesting dynamic.
Chomp, our sweet, numbskull, scaredy-cat-of-a pit bull will be calmly sitting, minding her own business when Dinkleman, the annoying, jealous, douche-kitty decides he is bored and should probably bust out some quick intimidation tactics.
Dink sits approximately a foot and a half from Chomp. He starts glaring in her general direction as she averts her gaze accordingly with her head down. After about a minute of this ritual, Dink will casually walk over to Chompy, who eagerly starts wagging her tail, trying to contain her excitement.
“Hi Little Friend! Are we going to play?”
*POW POW POW, THWAP!!*
As Dink answers her in a whirlwind of punches to the back of her head.
“Oh, ok then… Maybe later…” As lonesome Chompy slowly walks away with her head down, tail still wagging slowly…
theoftenator 
haha sounds like a very sweet duo, must be fun to observe! 😀
If only Dinkleman was being sweet! You would think that they’d be the best of pals, because they are very similar personality-wise… Chomp tries, but Dink is just too much of a douche 😉