Our pets have an interesting dynamic.

Chomp, our sweet, numbskull, scaredy-cat-of-a pit bull will be calmly sitting, minding her own business when Dinkleman, the annoying, jealous, douche-kitty decides he is bored and should probably bust out some quick intimidation tactics.

Dink sits approximately a foot and a half from Chomp. He starts glaring in her general direction as she averts her gaze accordingly with her head down. After about a minute of this ritual, Dink will casually walk over to Chompy, who eagerly starts wagging her tail, trying to contain her excitement.

“Hi Little Friend! Are we going to play?”

*POW POW POW, THWAP!!*
As Dink answers her in a whirlwind of punches to the back of her head.

“Oh, ok then… Maybe later…” As lonesome Chompy slowly walks away with her head down, tail still wagging slowly…